He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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