what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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