He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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