I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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