If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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