Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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