You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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