Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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