What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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