My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Randomize
