Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I will be naked everywhere
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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