So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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