Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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