I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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