i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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