I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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