i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
