Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Randomize
