After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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