hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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