im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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