It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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