i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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