I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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