Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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