On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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