"it" just moved
no you cant smoke seaweed
This beer is not sobering me up at all
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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