i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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