I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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