I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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