got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
