I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I am one with the molecules
Randomize
