so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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