Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
home. puking in laundry basket.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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