I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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