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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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