drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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