My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
my vag is so smooth its legendary
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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