Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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