I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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