ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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