just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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