is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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