I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels