the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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