haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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