Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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