It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
We left the knife in your bed.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i out mim tonsoeep
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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