@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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