i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy