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Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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