how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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