We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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