ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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