doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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